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That’s exactly why I ship it.I love the sheer wrongness of...
That’s exactly why I ship it.
I love the sheer wrongness of it.
The fear factor is what gets to me.
Who needs love when you’re bound by contract?
-Might as well make the most of it.
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When you’re struggling to find the words for a confession…Fuck. Honestly. Why is...
When you’re struggling to find the words for a confession…
Fuck. Honestly.
Why is self-expression so difficult when it’s at its most genuine?
I get the whole fear of judgement/exposure/rejection thing.
But when you have absolutely nothing to worry about…
It seems the only time I’m dead-set honest and open about anything remotely personal is when I’m in a state of sleep deprivation.
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frozenlilacs: PRETTY MUCH TRUE AMIRITE … Eh. His own...
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Whenever I see Claude/Sebastian posts on my dash I physically start gagging and choking on air. That...
Whenever I see Claude/Sebastian posts on my dash I physically start gagging and choking on air. That shit is just beyond disturbing.
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Mellow and Hanna: THE GREAT TEXTING WAR OF THANKSGIVING 2011
All of these are texts we sent each other today. Dear God what did we do...
Me: Slade and Dick and Wintergreen at Thanksgiving dinner. GO.
Mellow: Slade: "ya know how to stop security from searching your bags? You put a bloody tampon in a ziplock bag and put it on top of your guns."
'Slade.......'
'Hey it doesn't just work for women!"
Me:
Wintergreen: *facepalm* "Not good dinner conversation, Sir."
Mellow:
Slade: "This is invaluable information, Wintergreen! Dick has to know these things if he is to be my apprentice. Now, let's talk about the benefits of stripping"
Dick: "I think I'm starting to rethink my whole 'no gun' policy.'
Me:
Slade: "Oh good! Now let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for."
Dick: "NO."
Slade: "DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS?"
Mellow:
Dick: "FINE. I'm thankful for...my new...dads. And whatever they do whenever I'm not around is COMPLETELY their business..."
Slade: "DICK!!"
Wintergreen: "This was a terrible idea."
Me:
Dick: "Shall I tell you what else I'm thankful for? Or should you go next, Slade?"
Wintergreen: "OK LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT."
Slade: "Is that a challenge?"
Mellow:
Dick: "It's only called a challenge if both people have a chance of winning."
Me:
Slade: "I'm thankful that Dick is no longer working as Batman's 'partner.'"
Dick: "....you did not just go there...."
Mellow:
Dick: "...fine. I'm thankful Slade has been freed from the bonds of marriage and children so he can devote all his time training me."
Me:
Slade: "Better answer."
Dick: "I am going to shoot you in your sleep."
Slade: "Then be thankful for guns. Happy Thanksgiving, Dick."
Me: Slade and Dick and Wintergreen at Thanksgiving dinner. GO.
Mellow: Slade: "ya know how to stop security from searching your bags? You put a bloody tampon in a ziplock bag and put it on top of your guns."
'Slade.......'
'Hey it doesn't just work for women!"
Me:
Wintergreen: *facepalm* "Not good dinner conversation, Sir."
Mellow:
Slade: "This is invaluable information, Wintergreen! Dick has to know these things if he is to be my apprentice. Now, let's talk about the benefits of stripping"
Dick: "I think I'm starting to rethink my whole 'no gun' policy.'
Me:
Slade: "Oh good! Now let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for."
Dick: "NO."
Slade: "DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS?"
Mellow:
Dick: "FINE. I'm thankful for...my new...dads. And whatever they do whenever I'm not around is COMPLETELY their business..."
Slade: "DICK!!"
Wintergreen: "This was a terrible idea."
Me:
Dick: "Shall I tell you what else I'm thankful for? Or should you go next, Slade?"
Wintergreen: "OK LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT."
Slade: "Is that a challenge?"
Mellow:
Dick: "It's only called a challenge if both people have a chance of winning."
Me:
Slade: "I'm thankful that Dick is no longer working as Batman's 'partner.'"
Dick: "....you did not just go there...."
Mellow:
Dick: "...fine. I'm thankful Slade has been freed from the bonds of marriage and children so he can devote all his time training me."
Me:
Slade: "Better answer."
Dick: "I am going to shoot you in your sleep."
Slade: "Then be thankful for guns. Happy Thanksgiving, Dick."
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katdemonlizzy replied to your post: Whenever I see Claude/Sebastian posts on my dash I… It’s...
katdemonlizzy replied to your post: Whenever I see Claude/Sebastian posts on my dash I…
It’s like Sebastian is having sex with his wanna be crazy fan. |: Claude is effing creepy
It’s like having sex with someone that is obsessed with you to the point of attempting to be a living replica of yourself. I have always seen Claude as a crummy, bootleg copy of Sebastian, only with every negative thing about him multiplied by ten thousand.
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Getting off the internet now. No, really this time.
Getting off the internet now.
No, really this time.
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When a friend of mine cries
Part of me want to comfort them…
The other part wants to raise an arm and slap that whiny bitch across the face.
It’s why I don’t go to people with my personal problems. Deep down I feel as if they’d have the same reaction. In retrospect, I manage to convince myself they did.
It makes me come off as careless, apathetic even. I’m okay with that.
It rarely works in my favour, but I’m fine with it.
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When Ciel Phantomhive and Alois Trancy are making out furiously.
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"oh my god they should make an album" "YES"
I CONSTANTLY THANK GOD FOR TWITTER
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR FAVORITE BAND AND MINE IS TWITTER USAGE
TWEETING IS THE MOST FUN PANIC! CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF
INTERNET BECKONED TEARS ABOUT TWEETS BY BANDMEMBERS
I WRITE TWEETS NOT FANFICTION
THERE'S A GOOD REASON RYAN'S NOT DEAD, BITCH. YOU JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR FAVORITE BAND AND MINE IS TWITTER USAGE
TWEETING IS THE MOST FUN PANIC! CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF
INTERNET BECKONED TEARS ABOUT TWEETS BY BANDMEMBERS
I WRITE TWEETS NOT FANFICTION
THERE'S A GOOD REASON RYAN'S NOT DEAD, BITCH. YOU JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET
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collycromwell: zli-duh: Gaga is so fucking hot I can’t...
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glasmond: augustusrex: indigofer: Totally gratuitous reblog...
Totally gratuitous reblog that is relevant to some of your interests. ;)
so extremely relevant to my interests
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Kuroshitsuji according to my Mom
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