All of these are texts we sent each other today. Dear God what did we do...
Me: Slade and Dick and Wintergreen at Thanksgiving dinner. GO.
Mellow: Slade: "ya know how to stop security from searching your bags? You put a bloody tampon in a ziplock bag and put it on top of your guns."
'Slade.......'
'Hey it doesn't just work for women!"
Me:
Wintergreen: *facepalm* "Not good dinner conversation, Sir."
Mellow:
Slade: "This is invaluable information, Wintergreen! Dick has to know these things if he is to be my apprentice. Now, let's talk about the benefits of stripping"
Dick: "I think I'm starting to rethink my whole 'no gun' policy.'
Me:
Slade: "Oh good! Now let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for."
Dick: "NO."
Slade: "DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS?"
Mellow:
Dick: "FINE. I'm thankful for...my new...dads. And whatever they do whenever I'm not around is COMPLETELY their business..."
Slade: "DICK!!"
Wintergreen: "This was a terrible idea."
Me:
Dick: "Shall I tell you what else I'm thankful for? Or should you go next, Slade?"
Wintergreen: "OK LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT."
Slade: "Is that a challenge?"
Mellow:
Dick: "It's only called a challenge if both people have a chance of winning."
Me:
Slade: "I'm thankful that Dick is no longer working as Batman's 'partner.'"
Dick: "....you did not just go there...."
Mellow:
Dick: "...fine. I'm thankful Slade has been freed from the bonds of marriage and children so he can devote all his time training me."
Me:
Slade: "Better answer."
Dick: "I am going to shoot you in your sleep."
Slade: "Then be thankful for guns. Happy Thanksgiving, Dick."
Me: Slade and Dick and Wintergreen at Thanksgiving dinner. GO.
Mellow: Slade: "ya know how to stop security from searching your bags? You put a bloody tampon in a ziplock bag and put it on top of your guns."
'Slade.......'
'Hey it doesn't just work for women!"
Me:
Wintergreen: *facepalm* "Not good dinner conversation, Sir."
Mellow:
Slade: "This is invaluable information, Wintergreen! Dick has to know these things if he is to be my apprentice. Now, let's talk about the benefits of stripping"
Dick: "I think I'm starting to rethink my whole 'no gun' policy.'
Me:
Slade: "Oh good! Now let's go around the table and say what we're thankful for."
Dick: "NO."
Slade: "DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS?"
Mellow:
Dick: "FINE. I'm thankful for...my new...dads. And whatever they do whenever I'm not around is COMPLETELY their business..."
Slade: "DICK!!"
Wintergreen: "This was a terrible idea."
Me:
Dick: "Shall I tell you what else I'm thankful for? Or should you go next, Slade?"
Wintergreen: "OK LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT."
Slade: "Is that a challenge?"
Mellow:
Dick: "It's only called a challenge if both people have a chance of winning."
Me:
Slade: "I'm thankful that Dick is no longer working as Batman's 'partner.'"
Dick: "....you did not just go there...."
Mellow:
Dick: "...fine. I'm thankful Slade has been freed from the bonds of marriage and children so he can devote all his time training me."
Me:
Slade: "Better answer."
Dick: "I am going to shoot you in your sleep."
Slade: "Then be thankful for guns. Happy Thanksgiving, Dick."