This mostly applies to fanfiction for the animated show.
DRINK WHEN:
- whenever Starfire addresses someone as “Friend”
- whenever there is a run-on sentence
- whenever someone writes “sorry my summary SUCKS LOL”
- whenever Terra bashing
- whenever you find a dead fic
- whenever Robin WANGST
- whenever shipping bashing
- whenever the title of the fic is the title of a song
- whenever Slade is unintentionally portrayed as a pedophile
- whenever Slade is unnecessarily violent towards Robin
- whenever the fic unexpectedly dives into gay porn
- take two shots if it’s Sladin
- whenever there is an OC insert
- take two if that OC is Slade’s new apprentice
- whenever you find an AU high school fic
- whenever one of the other Titans (besides Robin) is enlisted as Slade’s apprentice
- whenever there is a grammatical error
- More will come
whenever Slade is unintentionally portrayed as a pedophile