I was with a friend at the comic store
We were looking at the figures/mini statues/sculptures/whatever the fuck they are
section and he noticed Poison Ivy
“I swear she’s the only character off Batman I can stand”
-“What about Harley… Harley Quinn?”
“Who?”
I thought I’d die right then and there.
You’ve never heard of Harley Quinn?
Oh yeah?
Well…
Harley’s never heard of you either.
