Last night I had a dream that I was trying to kill a flying cockroach that was trying to attack my face. Just now there was just a flying cockroach in my room.
I’m scared that shit crawled into my mouth when I was sleeping or laid it’s eggs in my ear or something.
I’m terrified of those things.
Snakes, lizards, spiders? No Problem!
But the moment I see a large cockroach anywhere within a 10 metre radius of me I fucking bolt it.
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Last night I had a dream that I was trying to kill a flying cockroach that was trying to attack my...
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