Dick's are still weird looking. I mean, they're more pleasing to look at than a vagina, but they're still weird looking. My bewbz hurt.

I was gonna give a really witty response but then I found this
hahahahaha

Now I have to tell you politely that I disagree.  Vaginas tuck in nicely with the body, they don’t disrupt the curves and most of all they have artistic depth and complexity.  I fail to see what’s so attractive about a random fucking wrinkly protrusion with a retarded looking baggy thing attached.
I mean really.