FUCK FUCK YOU.
2) - Answered already
4) What do you think about most?
What do all teens think about? Second to that is my future.
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
… I have slept in everything. Naked, two jumpers, topless, in expensive clothing I shouldn’t be, you name it.
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls are pleasing to touch. Boys are pleasing to be touched by,
but really it works both ways.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
When I was like 11 at a school dance thing. It was a Fall Out Boy song lul12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
I stuck a large bead up there once to unblock my nose. Amazingly enough, it worked.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Going places with Pablo during the day. Making an ass out of myself with sore, bare feet at night.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
How the fuck is this “extremely complex”?Florence and the fucking Machine currently. Though Emilie Autumn is a long-time favourite and Marilyn Manson I can never get over.
18) Do you believe in karma?
Or as I like to call it, “the natural order of things” I mean, if you screw up bad enough of course you’re going to be bitten in the arse for it. Whether that’s by other people, the damage you’ve done to yourself or nature.
I don’t believe it as some weird natural entity, just the normal fucking outcomes of doing shit.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Weakness: Self-centred-ness, lazyness
Strength: Won’t bend/give in to, or be influenced by other people’s bullshit, though I’m always willing to help out anybody struggling.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
I will.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
Tiny Titans comics c:
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
Fuck yes, though I have some self-improvement to go, I’m damn content for a 16-ner
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if I face death prematurely?
(second is what If I flunk school/Uni and wake up at 40 realising I’ve done nothing with my life)
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right arm: air Left arm: Desk underside
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
My birthplace. This is no joke.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Opposite? Aww I was gonna say Florence :c
Manson in his younger days was sex on legs.
36) Answered already.
38) What’s the weather like right now?
It’s nighttime, but all day it was humid and gloomy.
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Will be going on my Ls soon.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
It gives me severe headaches.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
The Lorax lul
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
In my own backyard. It came back to me before being chased by another butterfly c:
48) What’s your sexual orientation?
Every gender is sexy.
50) Do you believe in magic?
The power of love, bby.
52) What is your astrological sign?
Capricorn, motherfucker
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
Stationery.
56) In a relationship?
Like, never
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No, and no did not even try just then.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
A hairbrush.
62) What’s your favorite animal?You Big Cats and Dogs
64) Where is your best friend?
Straight 20 minute walk from my place, unless she’s at her dad’s atm
66) What is your heritage?
Serbian? Does that count as a heritage or…?
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
Krstic.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
I’d fuck me. I’d have nothing to worry about x]
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
I’D TELL FUCKING EVERYONE I’D BE SHOWERED WITH ATTENTION DUDE, I’d do everything that I’d always wanted including bungee jumping and skydiving and shit but I would never allow myself to not be surrounded by people because my own thoughts would destroy me and leave me a gross sobbing mess.
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine…
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Gr8 sex
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Naturally. Creativity is just controlled insanity.
80) What size shoes do you where?
European 40
82) What is your favorite word?
Fuck.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
“And I’m just like… and s/he’s just like… and they’re just like…”
Not really a saying but I can’t think right now.
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
*colour/colours
Strong, bold colours that piss all over all the others in comparison.
(Red and Purple. I’d say black and white too but they’re tones.)
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Kanye, for the lulz.
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Scream, grab the nearest hard object and try to knock their heads off while I flee the room.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Being a toddler in Berlin, I guess. It’s a better question for when you’re old.
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
NEXT QUESTION -.-
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
Not that I know of
98) Ever been on a plane?
Many times. I’ve flown international business class. I enjoy flying.
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Just look at my Tumblr crushes.