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Bad Pop Lyrics: Part 1 Katy Perry

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idontgiveafach:

Katy Perry may be awesome (not my words), but Stephen Sondheim she ain’t. Here is an example:

“California girls, we’re unforgettable

Daisy dukes, bikinis on top

Sun-kissed skin, so hot

We’ll melt your Popsicle


Ms. Perry, Anyone who has a penis will tell you that the metaphor of melting someone’s “Popsicle” is a horrifying image…and I don’t think that’s what you were trying to get across.

You are trying to imply that California girls have beautiful tans and are capable of giving men HUGE erections…but the lyrics “We’ll melt your Popsicle” conjures up the image of a flaccid dick…or melting a dick…I’m just saying.

That would be like me singing:

“California guys, we’ll never leave your mind

Ed Hardy hats, wife-beaters on top

Bright orange tans, so hot

We’ll fry your tuna melt”

And that’s just off the top of my head…but do you see my point?


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