Lights Out: The wisdom of ancestors, on the subject of dubstep and Skrillex.
It’s hard not to feel bad for them — you survive WWII and Vietnam only to get yelled at by robot monsters.
Bob is my favorite. I totally feel him on this. “It’s not exactly Sinatra…”
Earlier today, Charlie was stuck in a work situation where someone was playing dubstep and she emailed me just one line: “I’m in dubstep hell.”
My response:
How to Defeat Dubstep:
- Breathe in.
- Breathe out. Really fast. Like, you’re about to have a baby, fast.
- Grab the nearest chair (in a pinch, a large encyclopedia will do).
- Start swinging your handheld object around. Smash everything. You can’t hold back on this step. Really go for it. If you don’t end up with shattered glass all around you and cuts on your shins, you didn’t do it right.
Good luck and God SpeedThough, now that I think about it, maybe that’s just how you enjoy dubstep. Either way, keep it outta my ears.
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