SOCIAL SUICIDE HAS NEVER BEEN SO ASTER.
He sang this at Gotham Academy’s spring break assembly. Panties were thrown, speedsters turned gay, and parabolas were graphed.
Needless to say, Batman was not amused when he was called for parent-teacher conference. Not amused at all.
(BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING PROUD, “Attaboy chum!” AND THEY PLAYED B-BALL FOR HOURS, AND IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME.)EDIT1: LYRICS
All you,
Sucker baddies ain’t got nothing on me,
From my grades to my lines,
You can’t touch Dick G,
I’m a mathlete,
The Boy Wonder,
But forget what you heard,
I’m like Batman’s bastard,
Sh-sh-shaken not stirred,
I’m not a whore,
The G is silent when I hack your motion sensors,
And make love to your clone on Cadmus’ floor,
I don’t play it like Wally,
You’ll know it was me,
‘Cause the next time you see him,
He’ll be like,
“OHHHHHHHH ROBIN”(Superboy can’t rhyme for shit)
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS
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