you are fucking with my emotions something serious. First, Abel is a princess, Cain is a dickhead and the world becomes a shoujo manga where Abel doesn’t know how to handle his feelings and Cain is an overbearing jackass, then ALL OF THE SUDDEN Abel whips out his superior intelligence and bravery and turns the tables into being a cunning suave son-of-a-bitch and Cain thinks he’s in control but he is WAY OUT ON THE LEFT FIELD, BUDDY BECAUSE ABEL HAS THE WHEEL IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. So Cain thinks that Abel is being his cute little girlfrando and is just so horny uguu that they get into the cockpit and— WHO SAW IT COMING— a wave of gentleness on Cain’s part for NO APPARENT REASON and somehow before we know it Abel is going to be a MASTER DICK SUCKING SPACE PILOT EXTRAORDINAIRE.
WHAT OTHER SHOCKING EVENTS WILL HAPPEN ON STARFIGHTER, FOLKS? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!
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