Garbage can.

You will be my sword and my shield

Mental Age Test:

34, Not bad- only 17 years ahead.

Umbridge just needed a hug.

judgemilkman:

I want this cake.

Stemonitis fusca is a rather marvelous species of slime mold that carries its jelly-like spore-forming fruiting bodies on curious stilts

Omg. This is killing me.

IT’S ‘CAUSE I’M POSTING SO MANY NAKED LADIES, ISN’T IT?

Loljk go die in a hole.

Bitches can’t handle my swagger.

I swear my followers don’t love me anymore.

Oh well.

I’ll just have to win them over with my MAD SKILLZZ

bom chicka bom chicka bom chicka bom

wolfgoddessmya replied to your post: Lost a follower.

They couldn’t handle all of your awesomeness, Val.

You called me Val again.

ask me something?:

1. Do you have a ‘thing’ with someone?
2. Do you have any hickeys/bruises on your body?
3. Have you ever tried your hardest and then been disappointed?
4. Who was the last person you spoke to last night before bed?
5. Do you believe what goes around comes around?
6. Where is your mother right now?
7. Have you been to any concerts this summer?
8. Have you ever been to a concert?
9. How many schools have you been to?
10. What do your socks look like?
11. Have you ever read a Harry Potter book?
12. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
13. Have you ever left your country?
14. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with L?
15. How many times have you cried in a person’s arms?
16. Do you enjoy wearing dresses?
17. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
18. Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
19. Have you broken the law in the last three days?
20. What are you excited about?
21. Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
22. Is anyone ignoring you right now?
23. What if you had a baby with the last person you texted?
24. Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
25. When was the last time you threw up?
26. Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?
27. How was the beginning of this year for you?
28. How do you think the year will end for you?

b4tmatt:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police.

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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How can you not love Samantha?

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You will be my sword and my shield

Mental Age Test

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Umbridge just needed a hug.

judgemilkman: I want this cake.

Stemonitis fusca is a rather marvelous species of slime mold...

Omg. This is killing me.

Lost a follower.

I swear my followers don’t love me anymore.Oh well.I’ll just have to win them over with...

wolfgoddessmya replied to your post: Lost a follower. They couldn’t handle all of your awesomeness,...

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ask me something?

b4tmatt: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the...

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I kinda just spent the last 6 hours on Tumblr.