Garbage can.

..2..dois by jabson.rodrigues

I’ve interpreted the story that way too.

tokyodarjeeling:

universal-cynic:

earlfoolish:

inlaterdays:

gothiccharmschool:

The suffrage version of “Bad Romance”. If you by some chance *haven’t* seen it yet, you need to.

this is amazing.

shiit how good was this? I’m actually crying right now.

Not gonna lie. That was pretty cool.

This is really cool :3

Sebastian: You're on the phone with your fiancée
Sebastian: And you're bored
Sebastian: She's going on about some dress that she bought
Sebastian: But she won't look as good in it as you would~
Ciel: SEBASTIAN.
Sebastian: I'm in your room, it's a typical Tuesday night
Sebastian: I'm brewing you the kind of tea leaves she doesn't like
Sebastian: And she'll never be your butler like I am~
Ciel: STOP IT.
Sebastian: 'CAUSE SHE WEARS DRESSES
Sebastian: I WEAR TAIL COATS
Sebastian: SHE'S A MORTAL
Sebastian: AND I'M A DEMON
Sebastian: DREAMIN' 'BOUT THE DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND FIND
Sebastian: THAT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME
Ciel: SEBASTIAN, THIS IS AN ORDER - STOP. NOW.

Oh, mothers.

“You haven’t finished by now what were you doing all this time radaradaradarada…”

Don’t start harassing me now that I’m actually doing the damn work.

I mean I see her point and all, but first she whines about how easily I get distracted, and the continues to be a huge distraction.

dicefulee:

Daria .

I swear I should just never do work during the day again.

All nighters seem the be the only way I ever get anything done.

Last night I had a dream that I was trying to kill a flying cockroach that was trying to attack my face. Just now there was just a flying cockroach in my room.

I’m scared that shit crawled into my mouth when I was sleeping or laid it’s eggs in my ear or something.

I’m terrified of those things.
Snakes, lizards, spiders? No Problem!

But the moment I see a large cockroach anywhere within a 10 metre radius of me I fucking bolt it.