

Paris, New York, and London
D1-X , a cocaine-based compound that included both an amphetamine and a morphine-related chemical to dull pain.
if you rate a fanfiction NC-17 and there’s no sex you should be put in jail.
OH PLEASE DO THIS OH PLEASE
guys. this should not be a challenge.
Come hither.
I never thought I’d say this but,
I’m too tired to answer my inboxes.
therearecertainshadesoflimelight:
“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”
I want to hang out with these first graders. I honestly can’t stop laughing.
Better late than pregant
Oh my god
that awkward moment when your reputation is so bad that the KKK has to release a statement saying they want nothing to do with you.
that’s usually a bad sign.
Look who’s in the closet!
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order)
62. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
“So come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab. I see you shiver with antici… pation.”