Garbage can.

fregglover:

gallifreyburning:

DALEK YOU ARE DRUNK.

INTOXICATE!

Is it possible to laugh too hard at this??

This is what I get for losing and destroying $500 worth of phones.

“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him the grapefruit soda. And then 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda…He looks at the waiter and says, “Why isn’t this purple?” And it took me a few seconds, and then I realized, “Oh my god, 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!”… I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to SHUT UP right now cuz a waiter’s about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is.””

- Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls)

Riding down the street on this would guarantee one an odd sense of fulfillment.

itotallyrelate:

Then there’s me……….

icanrelate.info

stillthere4me:

comicbooksgirl:

Nick Perks

Evil Queen doesn’t stand a chance.

fyjoker:

You Look At Me by *Carancerth

hollyhocksandtulips:

Helmut Newton, Azzedine Alaïa, Vogue Paris, 1982

Snake you bamf.

thorterback:

snoipahkat:

coneybear:

damegreywulf:

darth-vader:

Starfire, watch as I magically put these gloves on.

Starfire, observe how masterfully I managed to wear a tux with a cape under it and nobody could tell.

Starfire, note how I was able to wear this extremely high collar underneath this lower-collared dress shirt without having it peek out in the slightest.

starfire just stand there just go ahead and stand right there and don’t move i’m showing the fans what they really want to see: me

STARFIRE
my suit didn’t have a back the entire time

also it was a cardboard cutout

OMG THAT POOR CAT

vicious as tits

What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.

kittenesque: fregglover: gallifreyburning: DALEK YOU ARE...

This is what I get for losing and destroying $500 worth of...

"50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him the grapefruit soda...."

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Riding down the street on this would guarantee one an odd sense...

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I'm so giddy tonight c:

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When bitches try to hit YOU with their car

stillthere4me: comicbooksgirl: Nick Perks Evil Queen doesn’t...

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fyjoker: You Look At Me by *Carancerth

hollyhocksandtulips: Helmut Newton, Azzedine Alaïa, Vogue...

Snake you bamf.

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thorterback: snoipahkat: coneybear: damegreywulf: darth-vader...

OMG THAT POOR CAT

vicious as tits